pepsiman is simultaneously the most terrifying and most raw commercial mascot i’ve ever seen
me as a detective
Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.
Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.
heard you were—fuck
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
Me, every day.